November 8th, 2009

Lessons for Corporate America – If you want a real success story, read about a stripper. Because the best word to describe strippers is inspirational. Actually, it’s probably naked, but it should be inspirational.

I am standing at the airport with some colleagues waiting for a much delayed flight to attend a company Kool-Aid drinkathon.  One of the people is less of a colleague and more of an asshole.  I have quietly dubbed him Big Papa in the least affectionate way possible.  And by quietly, I mean that everyone [...]

October 5th, 2009

Girls’ Guide to Being a Courteous Human Being When Sharing a Community Bathroom

I don’t know who invented the community bathroom concept, but I feel pretty confident that whoever it was walked Satan’s Hell Hounds for a living.  There are many things that, when shared, make the world a better place –a joke, scandalous gossip, my opinion.  By design, these things were meant to be shared (especially the [...]

September 22nd, 2009

It’s National Hobbit Day which is awesome because Samwise is my boss.

I have waited a long time for this day.  It is finally here. September 22nd is National Hobbit Day and this year, ladies and gentlemen, I am celebrating.  Yes, I am a fan of Lord of the Rings and the brilliance that was Peter Jackson before he decided to redo that big ape movie. In [...]